DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN ADS:

WORDS	DEFINITIONS
40-ish	49
Adventurous	Slept with everyone
Athletic	No Tits
Average Looking	Ugly
Beautiful	Pathological Liar
Contagious Smile	Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure	On Medication
Feminist	Fat
Free Spirit	Junkie
Friendship First	Former very *friendly* person
Fun	Annoying
New Age	Body hair in wrong places
Open-minded	Desperate
Outgoing	Loud and embarrassing
Passionate	Sloppy Drunk
Professional	Bitch
Voluputous	Very Fat
Large Frame	Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate	Stalker